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Instagram Beekeeper's Perfectly Staged Photo Hides Three Stings And A Crying Jag

Serene image of woman holding frame of bees required 47 takes, an antihistamine, and a motivational podcast

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Instagram Beekeeper's Perfectly Staged Photo Hides Three Stings And A Crying Jag
An Instagram post depicting a beekeeper serenely holding a frame of honey bees in golden afternoon light has been revealed to be the product of 47 attempts, three bee stings, one allergic reaction, and what the photographer described as "a brief emotional collapse." Influencer @HoneyGlowApiary posted the image last Thursday with the caption "just another peaceful afternoon with my girls" accompanied by a bee emoji, a honey pot emoji, and a sparkle emoji. The post received 14,000 likes and 200 comments praising her calm demeanor. Behind-the-scenes footage, inadvertently included in a Story that was deleted within minutes, revealed a considerably different narrative. "Take one through fifteen were unusable because of what I can only call my 'panic face,'" the beekeeper, whose real name is Jennifer Waxley, admitted. "Takes sixteen through thirty had good facial expressions but the bees were blurry. Takes thirty-one through forty-six — I was crying." Take forty-seven, the one posted, was captured during a forty-five-second window in which Waxley achieved what she describes as "exhaustion-based tranquility" — a state of calm produced not by comfort with the bees but by being too tired to be afraid anymore. The three stings, sustained during takes eight, twenty-two, and thirty-nine, were treated with ice and determination. Waxley's photographer and partner noted that the golden light in the final image was actually the sun setting, as the shoot had extended from 3 p.m. to 7:45 p.m. Waxley's next post, scheduled for Friday, will feature her smiling beside her hives at sunrise. She anticipates the shoot will take approximately five hours.

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