Aisling O'Rourke
Aisling O'Rourke checks the cartridge alignment before answering a greeting, a habit readers recognize from any room where the first side has already been announced; at forty-six, she became impossible to talk to after spending an entire evening proving that a slightly low tonearm was responsible for a collector refusing to play anything at all. Years spent sorting misrouted bottle glass at recycling plants taught her to hear every setup as a separation problem, and she has not forgiven a record for arriving before its variables are ready.