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Aster Dela Cruz

Aster Dela Cruz once reunited a missing final movement with its orchestra parts, a small triumph from thirty-one years in public libraries before retiring last winter. The work left them unable to accept a section dispute until they have traced each bowing change through every inherited part and located the stand where courtesy became precedent.

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Writes for The Orchestra Observer
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Aster Dela Cruz

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    Audience Member's Phone Rings During Pianissimo Passage, Receives Standing Ovation From Orchestra

    The ringtone, a factory-default marimba, was in the key of the piece and momentarily sounded like an avant-garde orchestration choice.

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    French Horn Player's 'Cracked Note' During Tchaikovsky Attributed to 'Emotional Commitment'

    The note, which sounded like a strangled goose, has been reframed by the player as 'a raw expression of the Russian soul' that Tchaikovsky would have endorsed.

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    Audience Member's Phone Rings During Mahler Adagietto, Ringtone Is Also Mahler

    The device, set to the opening theme of Mahler's Fifth Symphony first movement, created a brief bitonality that several critics later described as 'actually kind of interesting, in a horrible way.'

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