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Brigid Yared

Brigid Yared joined The Hiker's Headlamp after Brigid's ultralight hiking apprenticeship. As The Hiker's Headlamp's heresy columnist, Brigid Yared follows ultralight hiking claims into their logged results.

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Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Brigid Yared

  • HD

    Hiker Discovers New Trail Only to Learn It's Just a Deer Path to Nowhere

    The 'previously unmapped route' turned out to be a three-mile deer commute ending at a pond where the deer presumably drink water and judge hikers.

  • UH

    Ultralight Hiker Replaces Tent With Positive Thinking

    The thru-hiker shaved 2.3 pounds from his base weight by eliminating shelter entirely and 'just believing really hard that it won't rain.'

  • PH

    PCT Hiker Discovers $300 Rain Jacket Is Not, Technically, Waterproof

    The 'water-resistant' fine print, buried in paragraph nine of the product description, has prompted the hiker to describe Gore-Tex as 'a faith-based technology.'

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