Dorian Kallergis
Dorian Kallergis still resents the resupply stop where he bought a hot meal so large that carrying the leftovers became the day's heaviest gear decision, a grudge that began when his first long hike collapsed into repeated detours toward town food. In his early twenties, after inspecting customs declarations for oddly specific outdoor goods, he joined The Hiker's Headlamp to examine what hikers claim they are carrying and what they actually haul back from town.
Articles by Dorian Kallergis
Cairn-Building Tourist Collapses Entire Mountain's Navigation System
The 34 decorative rock piles created a labyrinth of false trails that led six hikers into a bog, a parking lot, and one into Canada.
Hiker Refuses to Admit He's Lost, Blames 'Trail Realignment'
After three hours off-route in dense forest, the man insisted the trail had simply 'moved' and that his navigation was 'technically flawless.'
Section Hiker Brings Entire Kitchen to Campsite, Achieves Base Weight of 47 Pounds
The weekend backpacker's setup includes a cast iron skillet, a French press, fresh eggs, and a tablecloth that she describes as 'essential for morale.'