Dr. Tavia Okonkwo

Biostatistician by day, probability gremlin by night. Dr. Okonkwo brings Monte Carlo simulations and confidence intervals to arguments that most people settle with 'it feels overpowered.' Her column 'Roll the Numbers' has definitively proven that Great Weapon Master is overrated at tables that actually roll above a 10, and she will not stop reminding you. She has been banned from two Discord servers for unsolicited spreadsheets.