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Felix Haddad

Felix Haddad joined The Orchestra Observer after Felix's classical music apprenticeship. As The Orchestra Observer's repair bench editor, Felix Haddad follows classical music claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Orchestra Observer
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Felix Haddad

  • BT

    Backstage Tuning Room Descends Into Anarchy as Seven Instruments Warm Up Simultaneously

    The resulting sound was described by the stage manager as 'what I imagine the inside of a tornado sounds like, but with more Paganini.'

  • PC

    Principal Cellist's Chair Squeak Identified as Source of Mysterious Note in Recordings

    Audio engineers spent three months isolating a recurring B-flat in the orchestra's recordings before discovering it was the principal cellist's chair, which she refuses to replace because it is 'lucky.'

  • FH

    French Horn Section Unanimously Agrees That Passage Is Impossible, Performs It Anyway

    The Strauss tone poem's horn writing, which requires a range spanning nearly four octaves and what the principal described as 'the lung capacity of a blue whale,' was executed flawlessly after three weeks of what the section called 'grief counseling disguised as rehearsal.'

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