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Gideon Fen inspected emergency exit maps in underground shopping arcades and corrected arrows that pointed toward locked doors. He still carries a grafting knife to dinner and uses it to demonstrate how easily a stranger could improve a tomato plant.

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Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Gideon Fen

Local Man Attempts to Train Squirrels as Miniature Garden Gnomes, Results…Predictable

A retired taxidermist is causing a stir in Willow Creek with his ambitious, and slightly unsettling, project to transform local squirrels into garden gnomes.