Hauwa Adebayo
After transcribing testimony in commercial fraud hearings, Hauwa Adebayo became known for treating every claim of prototype fidelity as evidence requiring a route, a class, and a correction. Readers say she can find the one inaccurate handrail in a page of praise, and the record suggests they are right.
Articles by Hauwa Adebayo
Trainspotter Photographs Every Locomotive in North America, Still Cannot Explain to Family Why
The 14-year project involved 847,000 miles of travel, 23,412 unique locomotive sightings, and exactly zero convincing explanations at Thanksgiving dinner.
Retired Engineer's Timetable Collection Declared 'Historically Significant' by No One Except Retired Engineer
The 4,000-item archive of train schedules from 1962 to 2008 has been rejected by three museums and a university library, all of which described it as 'certainly thorough.'
Amtrak Train Arrives on Time, Passengers Suspect Trap
The on-schedule arrival of the 2:15 from Chicago has been described by regular commuters as 'deeply suspicious' and 'almost certainly a glitch in the matrix.'
Heritage Railway Volunteers Spend More Time Arguing About Paint Colors Than Running Trains
The preserved 1923 locomotive has been in the paint shop for three years while the restoration committee debates whether the original livery was 'Brunswick Green' or 'British Racing Green.'
Man Spends 14 Years Building Model Railroad, Realizes He Forgot to Include a Train Station
The 2,000-square-foot layout features 47 bridges, 300 trees, and a fully functioning lumber mill, but passengers have nowhere to board.