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Jia Chike

Jia Chike joined The Orchestra Observer after Jia's classical music apprenticeship. As The Orchestra Observer's heresy columnist, Jia Chike follows classical music claims into their logged results.

3 articles
Writes for The Orchestra Observer
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Jia Chike

  • PW

    Percussionist Waits 47 Minutes to Play Single Triangle Note, Misses It

    He was checking his phone when the cue arrived and struck the triangle approximately one beat late, which in the silence of a Bruckner adagio was 'catastrophically audible.'

  • FC

    First Chair Oboe Dispute Results in Two Oboists Playing Simultaneously for Entire Concert

    Neither musician would yield the tuning A, resulting in a performance that critics described as 'technically in two keys at once, which is one more than usual.'

  • VF

    Violist Finally Gets Solo, Family Flies in From Three States, Solo Is Four Notes Long

    The musician's parents, two siblings, and an aunt traveled a combined 4,200 miles to witness what the program listed as a 'prominent viola passage' lasting approximately 1.8 seconds.

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