Phuc Nguyen
Phuc Nguyen once timed the final fifty meters for a municipal swim squad and now times the gap between the first mat down and the first person claiming not to care where it lands. Retirement left him unable to enter a studio without counting lanes, corners, and the exact number of feet available for a late arrival.
Articles by Phuc Nguyen
Instagram Yogi Reveals 'Effortless' Handstand Photo Took 347 Attempts and a Chiropractor Visit
Behind the serene #YogaEveryDamnDay post lies three hours of falling, a cracked phone screen, and an emergency appointment for what the chiropractor diplomatically described as 'impact-related cervical strain.'
Meditation Competition Enters Seventh Hour as Both Finalists Refuse to Stop Being Present
The World Competitive Meditation Championship has stalled as the two remaining competitors continue to out-presence each other in a display of aggressive mindfulness that judges cannot interrupt without themselves becoming present.
Yoga Retreat Attendee Realizes She Paid $4,000 to Do Exactly What She Does at Home for Free
The weeklong Bali retreat featured sitting quietly, eating vegetables, and going to bed early, all of which the participant already does every Tuesday.