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Rima Tesfaye

As a fish-sorter on small boats, Rima Tesfaye once mailed a resupply box with three days of food but no salt and spent a wet afternoon treating every meal as a moral failure. Now in her fifties, she has never again sealed a resupply box without checking the spreadsheet against the food, the route, and the appetite waiting at the next stop.

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Writes for The Hiker's Headlamp
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Rima Tesfaye

  • MW

    Man Who Has Never Hiked Becomes Top Contributor on Gear Review Forum

    The prolific reviewer has evaluated 340 pieces of equipment from his living room, earning the trust of thousands of hikers who do not know he has never left the suburbs.

  • HC

    Hiker Completes Entire AT Without Ever Successfully Hanging a Bear Bag

    The 2,190-mile journey was accomplished while the PCT method, the counterbalance method, and the simple throw 'all eluded him with equal consistency.'

  • UB

    Ultralight Backpacker Cuts Toothbrush in Half, Refuses to Cut 3-Pound Luxury Pillow

    The thru-hiker has eliminated every gram of 'unnecessary weight' from his base weight except a Sea to Summit Aeros that he describes as 'non-negotiable for cervical alignment.'

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