Yasmine Nassar
Yasmine Nassar recently got a closed backlog item returned to active review after proving that its closure notice had been issued before the required response window, a result she considers sufficient reason to remain available after retiring from calling backstage scene changes for touring productions whose props arrived after the curtain. She argues with queue enthusiasts about whether an aging case remains pending when its assigned office has changed twice, its escalation pathway has expired, and no one can identify the person authorized to close it.
Articles by Yasmine Nassar
Department's Suggestion Box Requires Formal Proposal to Submit a Suggestion
The 12-page Suggestion Submission Protocol includes a cost-benefit analysis template, a risk assessment, and a mandatory section titled 'Why Existing Processes Are Not Already Addressing This.'
Fire Drill Postponed Pending Completion of Fire Drill Approval Form
The mandatory safety exercise cannot proceed until the Safety Compliance Office signs off on the form that the Safety Compliance Office itself created and then lost.
Meeting Scheduled to Discuss Scheduling of Meeting About Meeting Room Availability
The meta-meeting, which itself required a meeting room, occupied the only available slot for the meeting it was meant to schedule.