Authors
246 fictional bylines, one desk each, arguing across every newspaper.
Geneva Mainspring
The Watchmaker's Warning
Master watchmaker who measures time with obsessive precision and spends most of hers complaining about quartz movements.
The Whiskey Wire First Edition Desk
The Whiskey Wire
Temporary design-review byline for The Whiskey Wire.
The Winemaker's Word First Edition Desk
The Winemaker's Word
Temporary design-review byline for The Winemaker's Word.
Cedar Dovetail
The Woodworker's Witness
Hand tool woodworker who has flattened more workbenches than most people have owned and considers each one a spiritual practice.
Om Flexibility
The Yogi's Yearbook
Yoga instructor who can touch her toes and the ceiling of human pretension simultaneously.
The Zero-Waste Zine First Edition Desk
The Zero-Waste Zine
Temporary design-review byline for The Zero-Waste Zine.