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Cafe's WiFi Password Changed To Encourage Conversation; Conversation Is About WiFi Password

Social experiment produces exactly one topic of discussion among patrons: the missing WiFi

Marco Tamper 2 min read The Barista's Brief

A coffee shop owner's attempt to foster human connection by removing the WiFi password from the menu board has resulted in a dramatic increase in conversation, all of which is about where to find the WiFi password.

The experiment, conducted at The Daily Grounds in Austin, was inspired by what owner Patricia Pourover described as a "longing for the pre-digital cafe experience where people talked to each other about ideas."

"What I got was people talking to each other about WiFi," Pourover admitted after three days. "Strangers who had never spoken were suddenly united by a shared mission to get online. It was community, technically."

The password, which was available upon request at the counter, became the subject of an informal economy. Customers who had obtained it were observed trading it for table space, outlet access, and in one case, half a croissant.

"I watched a man introduce himself to the woman at the next table, which is exactly what I wanted," Pourover recounted. "Then he said, 'Do you have the WiFi password?' and she said 'Buy something and ask at the counter,' and he said 'I did buy something,' and she said 'Try asking nicer,' and that was their entire relationship."

After one week, Pourover restored the password to the menu board. Conversations returned to their previous baseline of near-zero, but customer satisfaction scores improved by 40%.

"I learned that people come to coffee shops to be alone together," Pourover reflected. "And they need WiFi to do that."

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