We're calling this a breakthrough in attendance, but janitors have been showing up after everyone leaves for centuries. Usually with less lore.
We are apparently witnessing an unprecedented crisis in which a department has denied tenure to a book it cannot award tenure to, citing the alarming discovery that subjects can do things. Big Thursday for the twelfth century.
At last, after centuries of cartography, someone has produced a map so complete that nobody needs to go there. The measurement desk calling it a clean test is fair. Nothing has touched it.
