Zoya Thorsen

A sparrow can establish a household in the service sign, raise a family, and secure a second address inside the S before this shop can find one apprentice a bay. Yet the service director sees potential. Everyone has terrible taste.

A sparrow may spend an entire morning selecting one strand for its nest, rejecting inferior fibers with a discernment no estimate program could possibly accommodate, yet nobody slides the finished nest back across the hedge and asks where the rest of Tuesday went. This technician found the ground, restored it, and had the dignity to charge for no new ground whatsoever. Naturally the customer wanted a larger receipt. Appalling taste.