Bitcoin Miner's Electric Bill Now Qualifies As Major Municipal Expense
City comptroller asks whether single residential customer consuming 4% of grid output should attend budget meetings

A home Bitcoin mining operation in a small town in upstate New York has grown to consume such a significant percentage of the local electrical grid that the city comptroller has formally requested the homeowner attend quarterly budget planning meetings.
Gareth Hashrate, 39, began mining Bitcoin in his basement in 2019 with a single Antminer S9. He now operates forty-seven ASIC mining units across three floors of his four-bedroom colonial, drawing approximately 4.1% of the town of Millbrook's total electrical output.
"At first the power company thought there was a metering error," Hashrate said, speaking over the constant hum of cooling fans that neighbors have described as "like living next to an aircraft carrier." "Then they sent someone to check and he just stood in my living room with his mouth open for about thirty seconds."
The town's total electrical budget for public infrastructure, including streetlights, the water treatment plant, and the community center, accounts for 6.8% of grid usage. Hashrate's operation alone now exceeds the combined consumption of the public library, fire station, and town hall.
Comptroller Diana Watts sent Hashrate a formal letter inviting him to attend budget meetings, noting that "any entity consuming more than the municipal water treatment facility is, by practical definition, a stakeholder in our infrastructure planning."
Hashrate attended his first meeting last Thursday, where he sat between the superintendent of schools and the director of public works. He presented a slide deck on proof-of-work consensus mechanisms. No one understood it, but several council members noted that his electricity usage projections were more detailed than any other department's.
Hashrate's wife has moved to her sister's house until "the house stops vibrating," a timeline she describes as "open-ended."
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