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NFT Collection Of Procedurally Generated Pigeons Somehow Worth More Than Building They Roost On

10,000 unique digital pigeons valued at $4.2 million collectively; the actual warehouse hosting the server costs $380,000

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NFT Collection Of Procedurally Generated Pigeons Somehow Worth More Than Building They Roost On
A collection of 10,000 procedurally generated pigeon illustrations sold as NFTs on the Ethereum blockchain has achieved a collective market valuation exceeding that of the physical building in which the project's servers are housed. The Pigeon Protocol, launched in March by a two-person team operating out of a rented warehouse in Newark, New Jersey, features algorithmically combined pigeon traits including beak style, feather pattern, eye color, and what the project describes as "vibe." The rarest trait combination, a golden pigeon wearing a tiny top hat with a monocle and what the metadata describes as "unhinged energy," last sold for 12 ETH. The warehouse, a 3,200-square-foot corrugated metal structure with intermittent heating and one functioning bathroom, was appraised at $380,000 in its most recent property assessment. The pigeon collection's floor price, multiplied across all 10,000 units, places the aggregate value at approximately $4.2 million. "I want to be clear that I understand this makes no sense," said project co-founder Dmitri Hash. "The pigeons are not real. They do not produce eggs. They cannot be trained to deliver messages. They are JPEG files of birds that we drew on a tablet. And they are worth more than the building I am standing in." The project's Discord server, which has 23,000 members, recently voted to commission a mural of the rarest pigeon on the exterior of the warehouse. The mural is expected to cost $8,000, which is less than the current resale value of the pigeon it depicts. Local pigeons roosting on the warehouse roof have not been offered equity in the project, though a community proposal to airdrop tokens to holders who photograph real pigeons is currently under governance review.

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