Dungeon WiFi Password Turns Out to Be Final Boss's True Name

A party of adventurers has accidentally completed the Crypts of Digital Despair in record time after their artificer cracked the dungeon's WiFi network, which turned out to be magically linked to every lock, trap, and barrier in the complex. The password, which was the final boss's true name spelled backwards with the number 3 replacing all E's, was brute-forced in approximately seven minutes. Upon connection, every locked door simultaneously opened, every trap disarmed, and the final boss's health bar was displayed publicly on a crystal screen. "We didn't even know the dungeon had WiFi," said artificer Gizmo Sparkwhistle. "I was just trying to check my auction house listings. Next thing I know, every secret door is wide open and there's a lich screaming about network security." The Dungeon Security Council has issued new guidelines requiring enterprise-grade authentication and prohibiting personally meaningful information as passwords.