Necromancer Creates Hostile Work Environment by Raising Dead Coworkers
HR investigation reveals undead employees were not consulted about their return to the workforce.

The Dungeon Workers' Tribunal has ruled in favor of fourteen complainants who alleged that resident necromancer Vaelith the Perpetual created a hostile work environment by raising their deceased colleagues as undead minions and assigning them their old shifts.
The complaint details how Vaelith responded to chronic understaffing not by hiring new employees but by reanimating ones killed by adventuring parties. The resurrected workers were placed back at their original posts with no adjustment to their compensation, which remained at zero.
"It's deeply unsettling," said complainant Snib Wartface. "My friend Griknak was killed by a paladin last month. Now he's back at his station, except he doesn't blink anymore and he keeps trying to eat the other guards. That's not the Griknak I knew."
The ruling requires Vaelith to obtain written consent from all living employees before reanimating them, a policy that HR described as surprisingly not already in the handbook.
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