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Rogue Fails Stealth Check So Badly the Next Dungeon Over Hears It

Unprecedented natural one causes chain reaction of awareness across three underground complexes.

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Rogue Fails Stealth Check So Badly the Next Dungeon Over Hears It
A rogue's catastrophic stealth failure in the Whisperdeep Mines has set what experts believe is a new record for detection radius, alerting hostile creatures in not only the target dungeon but two neighboring underground complexes. Thallis Shadowstep was attempting to scout a goblin encampment when she stepped on what she described as the single loudest dried leaf in the history of the Underdark. The resulting sound, estimated at 140 decibels, echoed through connecting cave systems for approximately forty-five seconds. In the adjacent Fungal Hollows, a sleeping purple worm was startled awake and ate six mushroom farmers. In the Crystalline Depths, three miles away, a colony of bats relocated permanently. "I have failed stealth checks before," Shadowstep said from an undisclosed location. "I once sneezed during an assassination. But I have never caused a seismological event by stepping on a leaf."

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