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First-Time Poster Asks Whether There Is Such a Thing as an Orange Chanterelle; Response Opens With 'Before That, Your Boots'

The mushroom was never identified. The boots were, twice.

Ghalia Khoury 3 min read The Forager's Folio
First-Time Poster Asks Whether There Is Such a Thing as an Orange Chanterelle; Response Opens With 'Before That, Your Boots'

A first-time poster asked this week whether there is such a thing as an orange chanterelle, and the thread's first reply was about boots.

The question ran four words, posted with a single photograph and no habitat note. The first response landed inside half an hour and opened, "Before that, your boots." What followed was a footwear audit: tread pattern, whether the poster had crossed a wet verge, whether the same boots had been worn anywhere else that day, and whether they had been cleaned since. The poster answered all of it. Three people thanked them for the boot information.

Then the thread advanced to gills, or rather to the absence of a usable photograph of them. A second image was requested, closer and flatter-lit, underside. The poster obliged within the hour. The reply: "That's not telling me much." Four contributors agreed, each offering a different reason the photograph had failed, and one asking whether anyone had considered that the light in the first image was doing something to the color.

By page four, the original question had been reclassified as premature. A contributor with a long posting history asked for substrate, season, and what else grew nearby, and cited the society's identification rule in full: requests filed without habitat, substrate, and season are returned unreviewed. The poster supplied a path, some trees, grass, and the day after rain. The reply noted that "day after rain" is not a habitat.

The two-word reply, "Spore print?", appeared under the post for the ninth time, this time from an account nobody had heard of, who had joined that morning for the sole purpose of asking it.

No one said yes. No one said no. One contributor posted an answer in three sentences that resolved, upon reading, into a conditional; another quoted the first answer and then disagreed with it about the second clause. A veteran entered to explain that color in photographs is unreliable and that the word "orange" has been doing a lot of unearned work in this thread, which the poster had not used in the thread. Two people began a side argument about whether the original photograph showed a margin at all.

The poster replied "thanks!" at page five, and then, an hour later, "so ... yes?"

That message has no reply. The thread is still open.

Under this paper's Rulebook Margin, the relevant line is the one the forum quotes only when it is not the forum's own question: identification requires a qualified local expert with the specimen in hand, and a photograph on a cutting board or a path is a starting point, not a verdict. Nobody in the thread violated that rule. Nobody in the thread came near enough to it for the rule to matter.

The boots, meanwhile, were cleared at page three. The specimen has never been cleared at all. The poster's account went quiet after "so ... yes?", and the last reply in the thread, posted two days later by a new member with no photographs in their history, asks whether anyone is still following this because they have a related question about gloves.

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