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Foraging Influencer's 'Wild Salad' Found to Contain Fourteen Grocery Store Items

Followers became suspicious when they noticed the 'wild mesclun' had a Whole Foods barcode sticker partially visible under a strategically placed violet.

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Foraging Influencer's 'Wild Salad' Found to Contain Fourteen Grocery Store Items
Popular foraging influencer @WildPlateWanderer, who has 1.2 million followers on Instagram, is facing accusations of fraud after eagle-eyed viewers identified at least fourteen commercially purchased items in a video purportedly showing a 'completely wild-foraged forest salad.' The video, which has 3.4 million views, shows the influencer -- real name Brandon Curate -- walking through a forest, gathering plants, and assembling what he describes as 'nature's perfect meal, free for the taking.' Suspicions arose when viewer and experienced forager Denise Root noticed that the salad's base layer contained baby arugula 'of a uniformity and tenderness that does not occur in the wild.' Further analysis by the foraging community identified store-bought cherry tomatoes, commercial goat cheese, pine nuts from a bulk bin, and a lemon vinaigrette 'that absolutely did not come from a forest.' The most damning evidence was a single frame at the 4:23 mark in which a Whole Foods price sticker is briefly visible on a piece of radicchio, partially obscured by a wild violet. 'The violet was placed there deliberately,' said digital forensics hobbyist Alan Pixel. 'If you enhance the frame, you can read the SKU number. It's the organic radicchio. $4.99 a bunch.' Brandon Curate issued a statement claiming that the commercial items were 'props used for visual purposes' and that the actual eating portions were 'fully wild-sourced.' He did not explain why visual props were necessary for a salad. Followers have begun re-examining previous videos. A 'wild mushroom risotto' posted in September has been flagged for containing arborio rice, which one commenter noted 'does not grow in the forests of Connecticut, or indeed anywhere outside of the Po Valley in Italy.' Curate has disabled comments on all foraging videos.

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