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Staff

• Alessandra 'Ale' Vega

  Founding Editor

  Ale is a landscape architect who thinks your garden is a missed opportunity and is not afraid to say so. She covers design, hardscaping, and the aesthetic crimes committed in the name of 'low maintenance,' bringing the critical eye of someone who studied under brutalists but fell in love with cottage borders. Her reviews of readers' garden layouts are legendarily savage.

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  Ale is a landscape architect who thinks your garden is a missed opportunity and is not afraid to say so. She covers design, hardscaping, and the aesthetic crimes committed in the name of 'low maintenance,' bringing the critical eye of someone who studied under brutalists but fell in love with cottage borders. Her reviews of readers' garden layouts are legendarily savage.

• Burt Halverson

  Standards Correspondent

  Burt has been growing vegetables in Zone 4 Minnesota since Nixon was president and writes with the laconic authority of a man who has composted more biomass than most people will ever produce. He covers cold-climate gardening, root cellaring, and the quiet satisfaction of doing things the hard way. He does not own a smartphone.

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  Burt has been growing vegetables in Zone 4 Minnesota since Nixon was president and writes with the laconic authority of a man who has composted more biomass than most people will ever produce. He covers cold-climate gardening, root cellaring, and the quiet satisfaction of doing things the hard way. He does not own a smartphone.

• Declan Osei-Bonsu

  Civic Affairs Desk

  A former data engineer who quit tech to start a market garden, Declan brings spreadsheets to soil. He covers yield optimization, succession planting schedules, and the quantified-gardener movement with the fervor of someone who has finally found a dataset worth caring about. His pieces are 40% prose, 60% tables he made at 2 AM.

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  A former data engineer who quit tech to start a market garden, Declan brings spreadsheets to soil. He covers yield optimization, succession planting schedules, and the quantified-gardener movement with the fervor of someone who has finally found a dataset worth caring about. His pieces are 40% prose, 60% tables he made at 2 AM.

• Dr. Priya Subramaniam

  Culture Columnist

  A plant pathologist who left academia because peer review was too slow and not nearly petty enough, Priya writes the paper's pest and disease column with the diagnostic precision of a medical examiner and the bedside manner of one too. She will identify your blight from a blurry photo and judge you for the conditions that caused it.

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  A plant pathologist who left academia because peer review was too slow and not nearly petty enough, Priya writes the paper's pest and disease column with the diagnostic precision of a medical examiner and the bedside manner of one too. She will identify your blight from a blurry photo and judge you for the conditions that caused it.

• Jordan Pham-Whitaker

  Field Reporter

  Jordan started gardening eighteen months ago after a houseplant went viral on their TikTok, and now they cover the hobby with the breathless curiosity of someone who just learned that dirt has different types. They ask the questions seasoned gardeners forgot were confusing, and their 'Wait, Why Do We Do That?' column has become the paper's most-read feature.

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  Jordan started gardening eighteen months ago after a houseplant went viral on their TikTok, and now they cover the hobby with the breathless curiosity of someone who just learned that dirt has different types. They ask the questions seasoned gardeners forgot were confusing, and their 'Wait, Why Do We Do That?' column has become the paper's most-read feature.

• Kwame Asante-Darko

  Letters Editor

  A former restaurant chef turned permaculture evangelist, Kwame covers edible landscaping, food forests, and the revolutionary potential of growing your own dinner. He writes about gardens the way he used to write menus — with an obsessive focus on flavor, seasonality, and making people feel slightly guilty about grocery store tomatoes.

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  A former restaurant chef turned permaculture evangelist, Kwame covers edible landscaping, food forests, and the revolutionary potential of growing your own dinner. He writes about gardens the way he used to write menus — with an obsessive focus on flavor, seasonality, and making people feel slightly guilty about grocery store tomatoes.

• Marcus Reinholt

  Institutional Memory Desk

  Marcus is professionally contrarian about everything the gardening internet holds sacred, and he has the failed experiments to prove his points. He covers controversial takes: that native-plant purism is classist, that fertilizer isn't evil, and that your raised bed was a waste of money. Readers either love him or write letters, and he publishes the letters.

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  Marcus is professionally contrarian about everything the gardening internet holds sacred, and he has the failed experiments to prove his points. He covers controversial takes: that native-plant purism is classist, that fertilizer isn't evil, and that your raised bed was a waste of money. Readers either love him or write letters, and he publishes the letters.

• Margaret Thistlewaite

  Weekend Editor

  Margaret has been gardening since before raised beds were trendy and she will never let you forget it. A retired county extension agent from Zone 5b Ohio, she covers soil health, heritage varieties, and the moral bankruptcy of hybrid tea roses. Her columns read like stern letters from a beloved aunt who is disappointed in your mulching technique.

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  Margaret has been gardening since before raised beds were trendy and she will never let you forget it. A retired county extension agent from Zone 5b Ohio, she covers soil health, heritage varieties, and the moral bankruptcy of hybrid tea roses. Her columns read like stern letters from a beloved aunt who is disappointed in your mulching technique.

• Róisín Gallagher

  Public Records Fellow

  Róisín is a horticultural historian who traces the migration of plants across continents with the intensity of a true-crime podcaster. She writes about the colonial politics of botanical gardens, the lost kitchen gardens of medieval monasteries, and why your 'English cottage garden' is historically inaccurate. She has opinions about Carl Linnaeus and they are not favorable.

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  Róisín is a horticultural historian who traces the migration of plants across continents with the intensity of a true-crime podcaster. She writes about the colonial politics of botanical gardens, the lost kitchen gardens of medieval monasteries, and why your 'English cottage garden' is historically inaccurate. She has opinions about Carl Linnaeus and they are not favorable.

• Tamsin Fairweather

  Copy Chief

  Tamsin finds gardening hilarious and is not entirely sure why everyone else takes it so seriously. A comedy writer who inherited her grandmother's allotment and an alarming number of dahlias, she covers the absurd side of horticulture: plant influencer culture, competitive vegetable growing, and the psychological warfare of neighborhood garden tours.

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  Tamsin finds gardening hilarious and is not entirely sure why everyone else takes it so seriously. A comedy writer who inherited her grandmother's allotment and an alarming number of dahlias, she covers the absurd side of horticulture: plant influencer culture, competitive vegetable growing, and the psychological warfare of neighborhood garden tours.