Archaeological Recreation Deemed 'Too Good,' Confuses Actual Archaeologists

A reproduction Folsom point crafted by hobbyist knapper Dennis Preform was accidentally incorporated into the University of Wyoming's archaeological artifact collection in 2024 and remained there for two years before a graduate student noticed it was 'suspiciously sharp for something allegedly 10,000 years old.' 'It was in a tray labeled Late Paleoindian Surface Finds,' said Dr. Ruth Stratigraphy, the department chair, who appeared to be managing several competing emotions simultaneously. 'It was catalogued, photographed, measured, and included in a preliminary report. One of our graduate students cited it in a paper. A published paper.' The reproduction, which Preform had donated to a local museum that shares storage space with the university's archaeology department, was apparently misfiled during an inventory consolidation. 'I told them it was a reproduction,' Preform said. 'I labeled it. I wrote MODERN REPRODUCTION on the bag in permanent marker. Someone must have thrown the bag away.' Dr. Stratigraphy confirmed that the bag was found in a recycling bin, and that the point had been transferred to an archival tray by a well-meaning but insufficiently trained undergraduate. 'The craftsmanship was indistinguishable from authentic Folsom points,' Dr. Stratigraphy admitted. 'The fluting was perfect. The dimensions matched known type specimens. Even the patina — he artificially aged it with soil acids, which is apparently something hobby knappers do for fun.' Preform expressed a mixture of pride and guilt. 'I'm sorry about the paper,' he said. 'But also, they said my point was indistinguishable from a 10,000-year-old original. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my knapping.' The university has implemented new protocols requiring all incoming lithic artifacts to be verified against a database of known reproductions. They have also asked Preform to please stop artificially aging his points.