Lexicographer Discovers New Meaning of 'Ghost' from Own Dating Experience
The dictionary editor confirmed the informal sense of 'to cease all communication with a romantic interest' after it happened to her three times in one month.

Dr. Helen Attestation, a senior editor at the Meridian English Dictionary, has credited her 'deeply unfortunate personal life' with alerting her to the emergent informal sense of the verb 'ghost,' meaning to abruptly cease all communication with someone, typically a romantic interest.
'I was already tracking this usage in corpus data,' Dr. Attestation said. 'But it wasn't until Marcus from Hinge stopped responding to my messages that I truly understood the semantic nuance. The word captures something no existing English term does — the specific hollowness of someone simply evaporating from your life. I added it to the editorial queue that evening.'
Dr. Attestation's definition, which has been praised by colleagues for its precision, reads: 'ghost (v., informal): to abruptly cut off all contact with (a person) without explanation, typically in a romantic context. Usage note: the experience of being ghosted often prompts reflection on one's own communication patterns, personal worth, and subscription to dating applications.'
'The usage note is unusually personal for a dictionary entry,' observed colleague Dr. James Neutral. 'Most usage notes don't reference subscription models.'
'Most lexicographers don't get ghosted three times in one month,' Dr. Attestation replied.
The addition has been approved for the dictionary's next edition. Dr. Attestation has also proposed entries for 'breadcrumbing' (sending intermittent, noncommittal messages to maintain someone's interest), 'orbiting' (continuing to interact with someone's social media after ghosting them), and 'zombieing' (re-emerging after a period of ghosting as though nothing happened).
'My dating life is professionally productive even when it is personally catastrophic,' she said. 'Every bad date is a potential dictionary entry. That's not a silver lining, but it is a citation.'
She is currently on a date with a man she describes as 'either very nice or future corpus data. Time will tell.'
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