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Numerologist Claims 11:11 on Digital Clocks Is Universe Sending Messages, Clock Manufacturers Disagree

Casio has issued a statement confirming that its products 'display the time, not divine communiques,' though it acknowledged this has not affected sales.

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Numerologist Claims 11:11 on Digital Clocks Is Universe Sending Messages, Clock Manufacturers Disagree
Prominent numerologist Aurora Palindrome has renewed her claim that the frequent appearance of 11:11 on digital clocks represents 'a direct communication channel from the universe to the individual soul,' prompting Casio, Timex, and the American Watchmakers-Clockmakers Institute to issue a rare joint statement clarifying that clocks 'display the time twice a day in every possible configuration, including 11:11, as a function of basic timekeeping and not cosmic intent.' 'Every time you see 11:11, the universe is tapping you on the shoulder,' Palindrome told her 2.3 million TikTok followers. 'It's saying: pay attention. You are aligned. Your manifestation frequency is peaking. This is your sign.' The clockmakers' consortium pushed back firmly. 'A 12-hour digital clock will display 11:11 twice per day — once in the morning and once at night — regardless of the viewer's spiritual alignment,' the statement read. 'It will also display 12:34, 3:33, and 4:44, none of which are messages. They are times.' Palindrome dismissed the rebuttal. 'Of course the clock companies would say that,' she told reporters. 'They are the vessels, not the source. Asking Casio to explain 11:11 is like asking a telephone to explain the conversation passing through it.' Psychologist Dr. Nora Apophenia offered a third perspective, noting that the phenomenon is easily explained by confirmation bias. 'People check the time dozens of times a day and forget every unremarkable instance. They remember 11:11 because they've been told to look for it. It's the frequency illusion, also known as the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.' 'Baader-Meinhof,' Palindrome repeated, counting on her fingers. 'Thirteen letters. One plus three is four. The number of foundations. She's literally proving my point.' Dr. Apophenia declined to continue the conversation. Casio's stock price, coincidentally, closed at $11.11 on the day of the statement, a fact that Palindrome has screenshot and posted forty-seven times.

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