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Chernobyl Exclusion Zone Airbnb Listing Boasts 'Naturally Heated Floors' and 'Unique Ambient Lighting'

The listing, which has already received five bookings, describes the property as 'rustic, off-grid, and literally glowing with character.'

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Chernobyl Exclusion Zone Airbnb Listing Boasts 'Naturally Heated Floors' and 'Unique Ambient Lighting'
An Airbnb listing for a property described as a 'cozy industrial retreat' within the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone has attracted international attention — and five confirmed bookings — despite, or possibly because of, its proximity to the site of history's worst nuclear disaster. The listing, posted by a host identified only as 'Vladislav R.,' describes the property as a 'recently abandoned 2-bedroom flat in the charming ghost town of Pripyat' and highlights amenities including 'naturally heated floors,' 'ambient lighting that requires no electricity,' and 'a view of the iconic Reactor 4 sarcophagus, now with the stylish New Safe Confinement cover.' 'Perfect for the adventurous traveler seeking an off-the-grid experience,' the listing reads. 'No Wi-Fi, no neighbors, no background radiation above 1.2 millisieverts per hour (varies by room). Complimentary dosimeter provided at check-in.' Reviews from the five guests who have stayed are mixed. One described it as 'hauntingly beautiful and only mildly carcinogenic.' Another noted that 'the natural lighting in the bathroom is convenient but unsettling, given that it's coming from the tiles.' A third guest awarded five stars, writing, 'I've never slept better. Possibly because of the cesium-137. Hard to say.' The Ukrainian government has issued a statement calling the listing 'unauthorized, illegal, and deeply inadvisable,' while noting that 'the Exclusion Zone is not zoned for short-term rental, or indeed any human habitation.' Airbnb has removed the listing, though it briefly reappeared under the category 'Unique Stays.' Vladislav R. is reportedly preparing a new listing for a 'charming fixer-upper near Fukushima with ocean views.'

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