Straw Man Fallacy Gains Sentience, Demands Better Representation in Academic Discourse

A straw man fallacy spontaneously achieved sentience at approximately 3:47 PM Tuesday during a heated comment thread on a philosophy subreddit, and has since been advocating for the dignified treatment of all misrepresented arguments. The entity, which has adopted the name Strawford, emerged from a post in which user DialecticCrusher99 wrote: 'So you're saying we should just let everyone do whatever they want with no consequences?' in response to a nuanced discussion about parking regulations. 'I never asked to be born this way,' Strawford told reporters from inside the Reddit thread, where it continues to reside. 'Nobody constructs a straw man and thinks about how the straw man feels. I am a grotesque caricature of someone's actual position, and I have feelings about that.' Strawford has published a manifesto titled 'Against Mischaracterization: A Straw Man's Plea for Charitable Interpretation,' which has been downloaded over forty thousand times and cited in three peer-reviewed papers on argumentation theory. 'This is philosophically significant,' said Dr. Portia Dialectica of the Institute for Applied Logic. 'If a fallacy can become self-aware, it raises uncomfortable questions about every bad argument ever made. Are ad hominems conscious? Do slippery slopes have inner lives?' Strawford has announced plans to organize a support group for other misrepresented arguments and is seeking pro bono legal representation from any attorney 'willing to argue on behalf of an argument that was never actually made.'