Scheduling Poll Reaches Quorum, Then Three Players Change Availability
Motion to table the motion carries, then loses its second.

"We have quorum," the game master said, "so let's—" and the poll refreshed.
The poll had four of five players locked for Saturday, which met the threshold the group set in Session Zero: four bodies or the night dies. The fifth had answered "maybe, leaning yes," which the game master counted the way committees count abstentions. Eleven minutes after quorum was declared, three availability flags flipped to unavailable. The fourth was the game master's own, moved by a shift swap he had approved for someone else.
What followed was conducted entirely in the language of procedure. "I move to shift to Tuesday," said the tank. "Seconded," said the rogue, who had not been free on Tuesday since the campaign began. The motion was amended twice, once to Thursday, once back to Saturday with a 7 p.m. start, and then amended again by the player who reads every rulebook except the scheduling document, who cited a passage from a forum post about attendance etiquette while the calendar sat open and unread in front of him.
Ada Rourke, a standards-board fixture who is quoted here for the third time this year on matters of group governance, offered the ruling everyone expected: "A poll is an instrument of the table, not a member of it. It cannot be counted as present, and it cannot be moved to adjourn." The game master wrote this down. He has a document for rulings now. It is four pages longer than the one holding Saturday's encounter notes.
Prep does not pause for procedure. The Saturday scene, a dockside negotiation with a customs official whose name, ledger, and two bribe thresholds were finished by Thursday, sits in a folder marked with a date no longer on any calendar. The official's second threshold was a joke. It will not be heard on time.
From the hallway of the shared flat, Ada Gable reported hearing the word "quorum" eleven times in one evening, followed by "leaning yes" twice, and then, at 10:40 p.m., silence, which she described as the sound of a group discovering that four people had agreed on a night that none of them had actually confirmed with a fifth.
The replacement poll went up Saturday morning: five proposed dates, ranked choice, hard close at midnight. It reached quorum by 6 p.m. Three players changed availability before dinner. One added a sixth option that had not been proposed, and two ranked it first.
The group did eventually settle. It settled on a Sunday, a day the original poll had not included, after the player with the shifting shifts said, unprompted, in a thread about something else entirely, "Sundays work for me."
That is the sentence that changed the room. The vote was four to one, and nobody recorded it.
The campaign's antagonist has a challenge rating, a stat block, and a weakness written in plain language. The calendar has none of those things. It only has numbers, and the numbers keep moving, and the party cannot roll against them.
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