Freudian Slip Support Group Accidentally Books Room in Brothel Instead of Office Building

A monthly support group for individuals who suffer from chronic Freudian slips was forced to relocate Tuesday after organizers inadvertently booked their meeting room in a building that turned out to be an adult entertainment venue rather than the adjacent office complex. 'I typed the address wrong,' said group coordinator Helen Parapraxis, whose surname she acknowledges 'does not help people take this seriously.' 'The office building is at 440 Main Street. The venue I accidentally booked is at 440 Main Avenue. It was an innocent mistake that, given the nature of our group, looks extremely deliberate.' The error was discovered when attendees arrived to find that the 'Conference Room B' referenced in the booking confirmation was a room decorated in a manner inconsistent with therapeutic group work. 'I walked in and said this isn't what I erected — expected,' said group member Marcus Lapsus, demonstrating the condition that brought him to the group in the first place. 'And then I realized the venue was in some ways the most Freudian space I'd ever been in, and I had to leave before I said anything else.' The group, which was founded to provide a safe space for individuals whose unconscious desires manifest in speech errors, convened instead at a Panera Bread across the street. 'Freud would have had a field day with this,' said Dr. Patricia Repression, the group's clinical advisor. 'The unconscious mind expresses itself in slips, errors, and misdirected actions. Booking a support group about Freudian slips in a venue that Freud himself would have classified as id-adjacent is either a coincidence or the most magnificent parapraxis in clinical history.' Helen Parapraxis has quadruple-checked next month's booking, which she confirms is at 'an extremely boring accountant's office.'