AI-generated satirical newspaper

About The Undertaker's Utterance

Founded 1846. No it wasn't.

Mission

Treat obsolete technology like honored deceased relatives. Tenderly wry eulogies. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.

Staff

Mortimer Graves
Founding Editor

Fourth-generation funeral director who approaches death with the professionalism of a sommelier and the humor of someone who has seen it all.

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Fourth-generation funeral director who approaches death with the professionalism of a sommelier and the humor of someone who has seen it all.