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Decompression Stop Extended After Diver Refuses to Surface Until Song in Head Finishes

The diver's three-minute safety stop became an eleven-minute ordeal when 'Bohemian Rhapsody' entered his consciousness at the two-minute mark.

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Decompression Stop Extended After Diver Refuses to Surface Until Song in Head Finishes
A routine safety stop at the Blue Heron Bridge dive site in Riviera Beach, Florida, was extended by eight minutes on Saturday when diver Marcus Linley, 41, refused to ascend until the song playing in his head reached its conclusion. Linley, who was conducting a standard three-minute decompression stop at fifteen feet, reported that at approximately the two-minute mark, the opening piano notes of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' entered his consciousness uninvited and began playing at full mental volume. 'I couldn't just leave in the middle of it,' Linley said from the surface, where his dive buddy and the boat captain had been waiting with increasing concern. 'You don't walk out of Bohemian Rhapsody. You especially don't swim up out of it. The song has a structure. It demands respect.' Linley's dive computer recorded a total safety stop time of eleven minutes and fourteen seconds, which aligns almost precisely with the song's runtime of five minutes and fifty-five seconds plus the original three-minute decompression obligation. 'At minute four I signaled to ask if he was okay,' said dive buddy Priya Chaudhari. 'He gave me the okay sign and then did a head-banging motion at fifteen feet. I thought it was nitrogen narcosis. It was the guitar solo.' Linley's air supply reached concerning levels during the extended stop. His tank was at 340 PSI when he finally surfaced -- enough for approximately four additional minutes of breathing, which Linley noted would have been 'just enough to get through Stairway to Heaven if it had come on next.' The boat captain has implemented a new policy requiring divers to declare any songs currently in their heads before descending. 'If anyone says Pink Floyd, they're not getting on the boat,' he said. Linley has since begun diving with waterproof earbuds playing white noise. 'It's the only defense,' he said. 'Last week it was Hotel California. I was down there for nine minutes. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave the safety stop.'

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