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Freediver Sets Record by Holding Breath Long Enough to Win Argument with Spouse

The competitive freediver held her breath for 9 minutes and 41 seconds, which she confirmed was 'only slightly longer than the average disagreement about whose turn it is to do the dishes.'

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Freediver Sets Record by Holding Breath Long Enough to Win Argument with Spouse
Competitive freediver Ingrid Svenson set a new personal breath-hold record of 9 minutes and 41 seconds during a training session in Dahab, Egypt, on Tuesday, a feat she attributes not to improved technique or physical conditioning but to 'channeling the same energy I use when my husband says something incorrect and I refuse to respond until he figures it out himself.' Svenson, who currently ranks seventh in the AIDA International static apnea standings, described the record-setting hold as a breakthrough in her mental approach to the discipline. 'My coach has been telling me for years that the key to long breath holds is finding a mental space where you don't need to react,' Svenson said. 'I realized I already do that at home. When Erik says we don't need a new dishwasher, I simply stop engaging. I go somewhere quiet inside myself. I wait. Eventually, he comes around. That's essentially static apnea.' Her coach, former world record holder Alexei Petrov, confirmed the improvement. 'Ingrid's contractions used to start at five minutes,' he said. 'Now she enters a state of what I can only describe as spousal detachment. Her body relaxes. Her heart rate drops. She becomes unreachable, both physiologically and emotionally.' Erik Svenson, reached by phone in Stockholm, said he was aware of his wife's record. 'She does the same thing during arguments,' he said. 'She just stops talking and stares at me with this completely calm expression. I used to think she was angry. Now I know she's training.' Svenson plans to attempt the ten-minute mark next month. She has asked Erik to prepare a list of provocative statements about household management to review before the attempt. 'The body can endure anything,' she said. 'It's the mind that gives up. Unless the mind has spent fifteen years married to someone who thinks a Roomba counts as vacuuming.'

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