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Watch Forum Argument About Lug-to-Lug Length Enters Fourth Calendar Year

The original poster asked a simple question about whether 48mm lug-to-lug was too large for a 6.5-inch wrist. It has since become the longest thread in forum history.

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Watch Forum Argument About Lug-to-Lug Length Enters Fourth Calendar Year
A thread on WatchUSeek titled 'Is 48mm L2L too big for 6.5" wrist?' has entered its fourth calendar year of continuous activity, accumulating 14,847 replies, three moderator interventions, and what forum archivists believe is the most sustained deployment of the phrase 'wrist presence' in internet history. The thread was started on March 12, 2023, by user SweepSecond87, who posted a single photograph of a Tissot PRX on his wrist and asked whether it 'wore too large.' The first reply, posted seven minutes later, read: 'Looks fine.' The second reply, posted nine minutes later, read: 'Absolutely not, your wrist is drowning.' The disagreement has not been resolved. 'We're past the point of discussing the original watch,' said forum moderator CalibreAdmin, who has locked and reopened the thread twice. 'The debate has evolved through several distinct phases: the Measurement Phase, the Philosophy Phase, the Personal Attack Phase, and what we're currently in, which I'd call the Archaeological Phase, where people are citing posts from 2023 as primary sources.' SweepSecond87 sold the Tissot in 2024. When he posted this information in the thread, it prompted 200 additional replies debating whether the sale constituted evidence that 48mm lug-to-lug was, in fact, too large. 'I just wanted to know if my watch looked okay,' SweepSecond87 told reporters. 'I didn't expect to start a four-year existential crisis about the relationship between human anatomy and industrial design.' The thread has been nominated for a Webby Award in the category of Endurance.

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