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Watchmaker Opens Movement and Discovers Previous Repairman Left Apology Note Inside

The microscopic note, wedged between the balance cock and the mainplate, reads 'I'm sorry' in handwriting consistent with someone who knew they had just ruined a calibre.

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The Watchmaker's Warning
Watchmaker Opens Movement and Discovers Previous Repairman Left Apology Note Inside
Master watchmaker Rene Fallet discovered a handwritten apology note inside a client's Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso on Monday, apparently left by a previous repair technician who had, in Fallet's professional assessment, 'committed crimes against this movement that I will spend the next three weeks correcting.' The note, written on a piece of paper approximately 4mm by 6mm and wedged between the balance cock and the mainplate, reads simply: 'I'm sorry. I tried. — D.' 'I have opened thousands of movements,' Fallet said, examining the note under a loupe. 'I have found dust, fragments of previous watchmakers' tools, and once a very small spider. But I have never found remorse.' The movement's condition, which Fallet documented in a 14-page report he described as 'more autopsy than assessment,' included a replacement balance staff of incorrect diameter, mainspring grease applied with what appears to have been a finger rather than a precision oiler, and three screws that Fallet identified as 'from a different watch entirely — possibly not even a watch. Possibly from a pair of eyeglasses.' 'Whoever D is, they knew they were in over their head,' Fallet said. 'The note is actually quite touching. It takes a certain humility to admit defeat inside a watch case where no one will find your confession for years.' Fallet has restored the movement to factory specifications and returned the apology note to the client, mounted in a small frame. The client, who purchased the watch at a flea market in Lyon, says he has 'no idea who D is' but plans to hang the framed note in his study as 'a monument to honest self-assessment.' Fallet has since begun checking all incoming movements for hidden correspondence. He has found none, though he reports that 'the silence inside most watches is somehow more unsettling now.'

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