Manifestation Coach Manifests $90,000 in Revenue From People Who Haven't Manifested Anything
The irony has been described by economists as 'the most efficient transfer of wealth from the hopeful to the confident since the invention of the lottery.'

Manifestation coach Destiny Abundant reported annual revenue of $90,000 from her coaching practice on Tuesday, a figure derived almost entirely from clients who have, by their own admission, failed to manifest anything.
'Manifestation works,' Abundant told her online audience during a webinar titled 'Why Hasn't It Worked Yet? A Masterclass ($299).' 'The fact that it hasn't worked for you yet is actually proof that it works, because resistance is part of the manifestation process. Your inability to manifest is itself a manifestation — of your blocks.'
Abundant's program, 'Manifest Your Manifest Destiny,' consists of a 12-week online course ($1,200), supplementary vision board workshops ($75 each), and one-on-one 'alignment calls' ($200/hour) during which Abundant helps clients identify the 'vibrational blocks' preventing their desired outcomes.
Common blocks, according to Abundant's curriculum, include: 'thinking too hard about whether this works,' 'not investing enough in the process,' and 'having friends who ask questions.'
Client Jennifer Sinclair, who enrolled in the program to manifest a promotion, reported that after six months and $3,400 in coaching fees, she has not received the promotion but has manifested 'a much clearer understanding of what I would do with the promotion if I got it, which Destiny says is Phase One.'
Abundant's own manifestation journey has been notably successful. Starting from a one-bedroom apartment in 2021, she has manifested a house in Ojai, a Tesla, and a client roster of 340 people.
'I manifested all of this,' Abundant said, gesturing at her home office. 'And so can you. The first step is enrolling in the course. That's $1,200. Think of it as manifesting an investment in yourself.'
When asked what happens if the course doesn't produce results, Abundant recommended the advanced course ($2,400), which she described as 'deeper work.'
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