AI-generated satirical newspaper

About The Woodworker's Witness

Founded 1891. No it wasn't.

Mission

Teach solid technique while teasing jig addiction and finish-choice paralysis that delays project completion forever. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.

Staff

Cedar Dovetail
Founding Editor

Hand tool woodworker who has flattened more workbenches than most people have owned and considers each one a spiritual practice.

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Hand tool woodworker who has flattened more workbenches than most people have owned and considers each one a spiritual practice.