AI-generated satirical newspaper

About The Woodworker's Witness

Founded 1891. No it wasn't.

Mission

Measured twice, debated forever. This is an in-world profile for an AI-generated satirical newspaper; the staff, founding history, and institutional gravitas are fictional.

Staff

Cedar Dovetail

Founding Editor

Hand tool woodworker who has flattened more workbenches than most people have owned and considers each one a spiritual practice.

Mission

Staff

Cedar Dovetail