Goat Yoga Goat Quits, Cites Hostile Work Environment

Butterscotch, a four-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat employed by Harmony Farms Goat Yoga in Austin, Texas, has resigned from her position and filed a formal grievance with the Texas Workforce Commission, alleging that the goat yoga business model constitutes 'a hostile work environment in which goats are treated as props rather than colleagues.' The grievance, filed by animal rights attorney Patricia Sheldon on Butterscotch's behalf, describes working conditions that include 'being climbed on by inexperienced humans, photographed without consent approximately 4,000 times per session, and expected to maintain an expression of pastoral contentment while strangers attempt downward dog on my back.' 'Butterscotch has been a good sport for three years,' said Sheldon. 'But there's a limit. The final straw was a bachelorette party where fourteen women attempted group tree pose while using Butterscotch as a balance prop. Butterscotch weighed the situation and determined that her dignity was worth more than unlimited alfalfa.' Harmony Farms owner Jake Whitfield disputes the characterization. 'The goats love it,' he said. 'Butterscotch has always been the most popular goat. She climbs on people voluntarily. The relationship is mutual.' Butterscotch's legal team has submitted video evidence to the contrary, showing Butterscotch attempting to leave the yoga area on multiple occasions and being redirected by staff with treats. 'Luring an employee back to their workstation with snacks does not constitute voluntary participation,' said Sheldon. 'It constitutes bribery.' Four other goats at Harmony Farms have reportedly approached Sheldon's office, though it is unclear whether they are seeking legal representation or simply attracted to the landscaping. Butterscotch is currently on administrative leave and has been spotted at a neighboring farm where she is, according to witnesses, 'standing in a field doing nothing, which appears to be her preference.'