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Man Who Started Yoga to Impress Date Now More Flexible Than His Actual Skeleton Should Allow

Orthopedic specialists are baffled by how a man who began practicing yoga seven months ago to seem interesting at brunch has developed joint mobility that 'violates the basic physics of a human femur.'

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Man Who Started Yoga to Impress Date Now More Flexible Than His Actual Skeleton Should Allow
Tyler Brennan, 29, a project manager from Denver, began attending yoga classes seven months ago to impress a woman he met at a friend's birthday party. He has since developed a level of flexibility that his orthopedist describes as 'incompatible with human skeletal architecture.' 'The date went well,' Brennan told reporters while casually resting his foot behind his head. 'She mentioned she was into yoga, so I signed up for a class. Then I signed up for another. Then I started going twice a day. I don't know what's happening to my body anymore.' Dr. Sarah Koenig, the orthopedic specialist who examined Brennan, expressed professional bewilderment. 'His hip sockets have achieved a range of motion that my textbooks say is anatomically impossible,' Dr. Koenig said, reviewing X-rays with evident confusion. 'His spine has developed what I can only describe as extra bends. He can rotate his torso 270 degrees. That's not a yoga achievement. That's an exorcism.' Brennan's transformation has alarmed friends and family. 'He folded himself into the overhead bin on our last flight,' said roommate Jason Park. 'Not because he had to. Because he said it was comfortable.' The woman Brennan was trying to impress, graphic designer Mia Torres, confirmed that while she appreciated his initial effort, she has since become 'a little freaked out.' 'On our third date he put both legs behind his neck while we were waiting for appetizers,' Torres said. 'I was just trying to share a hobby. I didn't expect him to become... whatever this is.' Brennan has applied to appear on a national yoga competition circuit. His audition tape, which features a pose he invented called 'The Impossible Pretzel,' has been viewed 4 million times. Comments are evenly split between 'goals' and 'please see a doctor.'

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