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Bora Aydemir

Bora Aydemir asks every newly certified teacher what they believed before the certificate, then waits for the answer to change. At twenty-four, after giving up hospital night shifts spent checking infusion pumps at 3:17 a.m., Bora now gives up sleep to attend the first class taught by anyone who has recently acquired authority.

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Writes for The Yogi's Yearbook
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Bora Aydemir

  • MC

    Man Completes 30-Day Yoga Challenge, Personality Now Insufferable

    After completing a month-long yoga challenge, a formerly normal person now begins every sentence with 'My practice has taught me' and has been asked to leave two dinner parties.

  • AY

    Advanced Yogi Transcends Physical Form During Hot Yoga, Misses End of Class

    A longtime practitioner reportedly achieved temporary disembodiment during a heated vinyasa session and was unable to re-enter her body before the studio's next class began.

  • GY

    Goat Yoga Class Disrupted After Goats Achieve Better Form Than Participants

    The animals reportedly held tree pose for 45 minutes, corrected a participant's alignment, and demonstrated a variation of crow pose that the instructor had never seen.

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