Dawit Bekele
Dawit Bekele still resents the teacher who corrected his Sanskrit pronunciation three times and then used the disputed syllable in a different way. The grievance began during a crowded evening class, where Dawit noticed that certainty increased whenever the room grew quiet.
Articles by Dawit Bekele
Hot Yoga Studio Raises Temperature to 140 Degrees, Students Describe It as 'Finally Warm Enough'
Complaints that the standard 105-degree hot yoga environment was 'barely lukewarm' have prompted one studio to push temperatures to levels normally associated with industrial baking.
Chakra Alignment Scheduling Conflict Leaves Heart Chakra Double-Booked
An administrative error at the Cosmic Balance Wellness Center has resulted in a client's heart chakra being aligned twice in one week, creating what the staff calls 'a surplus of universal love that is becoming problematic.'
Man Who Started Yoga to Impress Date Now More Flexible Than His Actual Skeleton Should Allow
Orthopedic specialists are baffled by how a man who began practicing yoga seven months ago to seem interesting at brunch has developed joint mobility that 'violates the basic physics of a human femur.'