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Edda Xu

Edda Xu joined The Railroader's Register after Edda's trains apprenticeship. As The Railroader's Register's standards and safety editor, Edda Xu follows trains claims into their logged results.

4 articles
Writes for The Railroader's Register
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Edda Xu

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    Subway Map Designer Quits After Discovering Nobody Actually Reads the Map

    The cartographer spent 18 months perfecting the line colors, station spacing, and typography, only to learn that 97% of riders use their phones.

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    Conductor Punches 500,000th Ticket, Hand Now Permanently Shaped Like a Hole Punch

    The 40-year veteran's right hand has adapted to accommodate the Conductors' Special punch through what orthopedists are calling 'occupational evolution.'

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    City Councilman Who Proposed Light Rail Gets Death Threats From Both Supporters and Opponents

    Supporters say the proposed route 'doesn't go far enough' while opponents say it 'goes too far,' leaving the councilman in the unusual position of being universally despised for a moderate transit plan.

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    Steam Locomotive Preservation Society Splits Over Whether to Actually Run the Locomotive

    The 'runners' want to fire up the restored engine; the 'preservers' say running it would constitute 'using it up,' which defeats the purpose of preservation.

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