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Ehsan Bensaid

Ehsan Bensaid joined The Railroader's Register after Ehsan's trains apprenticeship. As The Railroader's Register's clubhouse correspondent, Ehsan Bensaid follows trains claims into their logged results.

4 articles
Writes for The Railroader's Register
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Ehsan Bensaid

  • TD

    Train Delay Announcement Achieves New Record for Most Creative Use of the Phrase 'Momentary Inconvenience'

    The 4-hour, 37-minute delay on the Northeast Corridor was described by the conductor as a 'momentary inconvenience' with such conviction that passengers briefly questioned their understanding of the word 'momentary.'

  • LE

    Locomotive Engineer Reports UFO, Turns Out to Be Another Train Coming the Other Way

    The 'unidentified bright light approaching at high speed' was the headlight of an eastbound intermodal on the adjacent track, which the engineer 'should have anticipated.'

  • RC

    Railway Crossing Guard Has Existential Crisis After Gate Malfunction Eliminates His Only Purpose

    The automated crossing now works perfectly, leaving the 30-year veteran with 'nothing to do but stand here and contemplate the void.'

  • RG

    Rail Gauge Debate Resurfaces at International Conference, Delegates Refuse to Speak to Each Other

    Proponents of standard gauge, broad gauge, and narrow gauge have retreated to separate conference rooms and are communicating exclusively through written position papers.

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