Esme Jansen
Esme Jansen joined The Railroader's Register after Esme's trains apprenticeship. As The Railroader's Register's heresy columnist, Esme Jansen follows trains claims into their logged results.
Articles by Esme Jansen
Railroad Enthusiast Forum Bans User After 11-Year Thread About Whether Diesels Smell Better Than Steam
The 4,700-post thread was classified as 'a public health hazard to the forum's intellectual environment' and its author was permanently banned for 'weaponized nostalgia.'
Engineer Retires After 40 Years, Realizes He Has No Hobbies That Don't Involve Trains
The retiree's attempt to develop non-railroad interests has produced a model railroad in his garage, a train-themed garden, and a subscription to seven railway magazines.
Train Horn So Loud It Retroactively Woke Up Residents Who Were Already Awake
The 3:14 a.m. horn blast at the Maple Street crossing registered 152 decibels and reportedly created a localized disturbance in the space-time continuum.
Man Who Moved Next to Train Tracks Files Noise Complaint About Trains
The homeowner, who purchased the property specifically for its 'charming railway views,' says he 'had no idea trains would be this loud or this frequent.'