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Faron Jeong

Readers recognize Faron Jeong by the way he circles a trail-camera frame three times before saying what it might show, and at fifty-seven he still does it when the image is only a pale blur beside a spruce. Years spent locating stranded drivers on unlit roads left him with a habit of checking the angle, the weather, and the nearest ordinary explanation before anyone reaches for a legend.

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Writes for The Cryptid Chronicler
Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Faron Jeong

  • ET

    Expedition to Find New Cryptid Species Discovers Zero Cryptids but Three New Species of Beetle

    The expedition leader has reluctantly submitted the beetle findings to an entomology journal while maintaining that 'the beetles are not the point.'

  • MW

    Mothman Witness Describes Creature in Terms That Exactly Match a Great Horned Owl

    The eyewitness account includes 'glowing red eyes,' 'massive wingspan,' and 'a face that looked angry,' which ornithologists note is 'literally just an owl.'

  • BH

    Bigfoot Hair Sample Identified as Golden Retriever Fur for Third Consecutive Year

    The research team has vowed to continue collecting samples despite the 'statistically anomalous prevalence of golden retrievers in Bigfoot habitat.'

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