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Hamish MacInnes

Hamish MacInnes once reclaimed fourteen inches of usable bench space by moving a sharpening station three inches left, a modest improvement he reported as a successful intervention. At twenty-two, after calibrating barometric instruments at remote weather stations, he became impossible to talk to about shop-layout redesign when he drew a full floor plan to explain why the cabinet still had no doors.

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Joined September 28, 2026

Articles by Hamish MacInnes

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    Lumber Hoarder's Garage Contains Wood Earmarked for Projects That Do Not and May Never Exist

    The collection includes 400 board feet of walnut reserved for 'the dining table,' a project first mentioned in 2017 and not yet designed.

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    Table Saw Safety Video Ironically Most Dangerous Thing in Workshop

    A woodworker's attempt to film a table saw safety tutorial resulted in three near-misses, a destroyed GoPro, and footage the fire department has requested for training purposes.

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    Cutting Board Completes Twelve-Step Journey From Tree to Gift Nobody Asked For

    An end-grain walnut cutting board has traveled through milling, gluing, planing, sanding, and finishing to arrive at its ultimate destination: a kitchen counter where it will never be used.

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