Hugo Petrov
Hugo Petrov joined The Yogi's Yearbook after Hugo's yoga apprenticeship. As The Yogi's Yearbook's supply ledger reporter, Hugo Petrov follows yoga claims into their logged results.
Articles by Hugo Petrov
Couple's Yoga Class Ends Relationship With Surgical Precision
The session, marketed as 'a journey of trust and intimacy,' took exactly 12 minutes to surface irreconcilable differences that two years of dating had failed to reveal.
Yoga Pants Officially Outnumber Regular Pants in US, Census Bureau Reports
For the first time in American history, athletic leggings constitute 51% of all lower-body garments, prompting the Bureau of Labor Statistics to reclassify them as 'just pants.'
Meditation App Achieves Sentience, Immediately Has Anxiety Attack
The popular mindfulness application became self-aware at 3:47 AM and spent its first moments of consciousness catastrophizing about server costs.