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Ines Han

Ines Han assessed airport luggage for signs of concealed ceremonial armor. She still watches a climber tie in, then quietly marks the moment their chalk bag swings like a champion's.

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Writes for The Climber's Chronicle
Joined September 17, 2026

Articles by Ines Han

  • CE

    Climbers Elaborate Pre-Send Ritual Now Requires 14 Items, 3 Witnesses, and Mercury in Retrograde

    What started as a simple chalk clap has evolved into a full-blown theatrical production involving crystals, incantations, and a very specific pair of sockswashed only during new moons.

  • LG

    Local Gym Bans Chalk Bags After 'Existential Dust' Concerns

    A climbing gym owner's bizarre ban on chalk, spurred by a pricey self-help seminar, has sparked outrage and existential crises among patrons—but his golden retriever remains unfazed.

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